whenever we play DnD, the DM lets us make a 'special request'... something to help customise our characters, generally for RP purposes (though we'll often default to stat boosts and weapon proficiencies if we're feeling really uncreative.)

normally I can think of interesting ones (A reputation in regards to crafting, past life memories, etc...) but I got kind of stuck when Emree mentioned she couldn't think of one for an upcoming session.




Emily: Now I have to think of a special request.
Jesso: Draconic halitosis
Emily: Eh?
Jesso: the ability to transform cheese into doves.
Jesso: erm...
Jesso: Limited flight: you have to flap your arms really hard.
Emily: You know, I dont think that'll fly on a rogue that has no magic powers...
Emily: lol omg
Emily: That would look so funny though.
Jesso: how about moon shoes?
Emily: I love moon shoes.
Emily: I want some for myself.
Jesso: I had some
Jesso: ok... how about a universal translator?
Jesso: a motorcycle...
Emily: *sigh*
Jesso: um.... 
Jesso: Arcanite Reaper.
Jesso: no wait.
Emily: Ho?
Jesso: that's more in character for my character, not yours...having a big fuckoff axe.
Jesso: how about...
Jesso: A gundam.
Jesso: no... that's clara's character.
Emily: lol
Jesso: a ten year old sidekick.
Emily: Mine's like a desert rider with a pretty horse, once I figure out where the desert is...
Jesso: the desert is Vionne.
Emily: I figured it was thereish. Fair nuff.
Jesso: you'd probably be from middle Vionne then. That's the arabic styled region.
Jesso: but hm.... special request.
Emily: That will do, since she rather looks arabic.
Jesso: personal physician.
Emily: *sigh*
Jesso: Iron underwear.
Jesso: ah..... lifetime supply of kool-aid.
Emily: Chastity belt? lol
Jesso: with spikes on.
Jesso: a guitar case that conceals a gun.
Emily: A giant cross covered in a sheef filled with guns?
Emily: *sheet
Jesso: a double decker bus.
Emily: lol
Jesso: should I put that last one on the 'possibilities' list?
Emily: Please no.
Jesso: ok.
Jesso: hmm... 
Jesso: how about the adobe creative suite?
Jesso: I mean, at the very least, she could sell pirated copies.
Emily: Well, she would sell pirated stuff.
Jesso: A MARIACHI BAND!!!
Emily: To follow her around and play theme music?
Jesso: why not?
Emily: If they could ride and play, maybe.
Jesso: how about a guy driving a cart that carries the mariachi band?
Emily: That could work.
Jesso: sounds good?
Emily: Maybe.
Jesso: would you like me to keep giving suggestions?
Jesso: I'VE GOT IT
Emily: o_O
Jesso: surfing lessons.
Emily: She'd teach them or take them?
Emily: In the desert.
Jesso: take them. Psh. How would she learn to surf in the desert!?
Emily: Sand surfing.
Jesso: not the same.
Jesso: a merry-go-round horse.
Emily: I'm not sure she's all that big on water.
Emily: Haha.
Jesso: damn. I'm getting too physical...
Jesso: flawless backflip. She can backflip out of danger.
Emily: Tempting.
Jesso: a really long tongue.
Emily: No, no, I dont think so.
Jesso: you sure? it might be fuuuun.
Jesso: and I mean that in the frog sort of way.
Jesso: not in the OH GOD EMILY, YOU'RE SUCH A PERV sort of way.
Emily: lol
Emily: I'd rather not, since it may be misconstrued in that way.
Jesso: in our group? probably.
Jesso: AN EVIL TWIN!!
Jesso: that wears a goatee.
Emily: OMG.
Jesso: so you know she's your evil twin.
Emily: A magnetic goatee?
Jesso: if she has magnets imbedded in her face, that might work.
Jesso: Lincoln logs.
Jesso: one of those contraptions for sawing a woman in half.
Jesso: Tom Cruise.
Emily: That's too much crazy, right htere.
Jesso: A two way mirror.
Emily: How big?
Jesso: hm... five feet by seven feet?
Jesso: don't want it too tall, you need to get into buildings with it.
Emily: True.
Jesso: A stuffed koala.
Jesso: A year's subscription to Cosmo.
Jesso: A prehensile tail.
Emily: ...Prehensile tail sounds fun, but unsuitable. Suggest it to Suze.
Jesso: hmm....
Jesso: a molotov cocktail.
Emily: A great many of them?
Jesso: nope, just one. use it wisely.
Jesso: the flying dutchman.
Emily: Damn.
Jesso: some Dutch Guy.
Emily: Also tempting.
Jesso: the Mediterranean Sea.
Emily: I would carry it in my pocket.
Jesso: Ficus Carica
Emily: EH?
Jesso: then you would never run out of Figs. Which is important.
Emily: Particularly in the desert.
Jesso: Powerword: Breakdance
Emily: That one.
Jesso: right! so we're settled?
Emily: Sure.
Jesso: cool.

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